Grandmas
I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why," my Grandson asked. "Because it's been on the ground: you don't know where it's been, it is dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuf? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him, " All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. " Oh....I get it!" he beamed. "So if you don't pass the test you have to be a Grandpa."
"EXACTLY," I replied with a big smile on my face.
this was in our local paper submitted by Charlie Cotter, Elgin S.C. Have a great weekend and SMILE
